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Monday, November 16, 2009

a picky customer


Longdong stream salamander= I would like a hotel room, please.
receptionist= Very well. Your room number is...
Longdong stream salamander= Hold on. I have some requests.
receptionist= Oh?
Longdong stream salamander= I want a room on the Longdong River. Its the only habitat I will accept.
receptionist= Okay. Your NEW room number is...
Longdong stream salamander= Wait a bit. I also need silence around the room I'll be staying in.
receptionist= Fine. Your room number is-
Longdong stream salamander= I also need the kind of rocks that Chinese people collect. I only lay my eggs there.
receptionist= Okay. Your number is 265.
Longdong stream salamander= Okay. And, if any medicine salesmen ask to see me, turn them away. I'm part of the recipe in some medicine. Its partly why I am endangered.

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